urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:otis_doglumpotis_doglumpotis_doglumpotis_doglump2008-07-22T22:17:13Zurn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:otis_doglump:1888Kicked your arse...2008-07-22T22:17:13Z2008-07-22T22:17:13ZToday a little black doggy came and started a fight with me, i bit him and picked him up but mummy choked me before i could hurt him, spoil sport. <br /><br />Now i have to go to puppy school and there is talk of taking my balls if i can't learn to behave, i had best try to be an A* student if i want to keep my testicles. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:otis_doglump:1675Just call me Houdini2008-07-08T16:01:51Z2008-07-08T16:01:51Z<p>I didn't like being left outside the shop tied to a bin so i chewed my way to freedom and eated my lead, i was about to escape when my tummy rumbled and i realised i had food and pigs ears at home so i tried to make it look like i hadn't eated my lead and sat there with the most innocent face i could pull...it didn't work<br /><br />Now mummy has bought me a big metal chain that hurts my teethys when i try to bite it :(</p>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:otis_doglump:1319Blergh2008-07-03T19:19:42Z2008-07-03T19:19:42ZI had a nice big walk in the big park today, but then my tummy wasn't very happy and i threwed up :(<br /><br />Now i can't stop farting.urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:otis_doglump:1210Nom nom nom2008-07-01T22:41:32Z2008-07-01T22:41:32Z<p>I've discovered that my feet are a constant source of tasty treats, i like to lick them all day long and all night long too...</p>urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:otis_doglump:826*Yawn*2008-06-29T16:38:14Z2008-06-29T16:38:14ZMmmm the house smells like sausages, i hope they are all for me.<br /><br />Last night mummy gave me pizza for being a good boy while she was out, it was tasty good, she smelled like dirty metallers when she got home, i don't even know what that is, but she did. Today i went to the big park and walked for ages in the sunshine and looked at ducks, but didn't eat any cos i wasn't allowed.<br /><br />The house doesn't smell of baby bunnys any more :( i wanted to play with them. urn:lj:livejournal.com:atom1:otis_doglump:736Hello...2008-06-27T22:14:49Z2008-06-27T22:14:49Z<p>I is a dog lump<br /><br />Yesterday i did a big shit on auntie angelas rug, today i got loads of attention from sam, she dressed me up in clothes and took pictures, there was talk of a bumble bee costume. <br /><br />The house smells of baby bunnys but mummy says i'm not allowed to eat them, i ate her other homer simpson slipper instead, he is definatly dead now.<br /><br />I'm going for a nap now to dream of eating chavs zzzzzzzzzzzzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ</p>